Snakes get a bad rap.  Pretty much everyone you know is creeped out just thinking about them, let alone being in their presence.

Sure, they look like total jerks, with their beady little eyes and oddly shaped heads. And they are known to slither like legless freaks as they go about their day.

But you have to admit, seeing a snake in the wild is cool.

So if you’re headed into a snake infested area and you want to increase your chances of not dying a horrible snake bitten death, take note of the following suggestions.

1. Watch your step

Better yet, watch everything:  watch where you put your hands, where you sit, where you roll in the leaves, etc. In places like the jungle, if a snake could be chillin’ somewhere, he probably is.

2. Don’t handle snakes

This is a no-brainer, right? Why, then, do we still hear about some drunk moron who thought picking up a cute poisonous snake would be a bright idea?  Handling snakes might seem like a fun, manly activity until somebody gets a fang to the jugular.

And guys, I know this will be incredibly difficult to do, but you are going to have to resist your natural temptation to poke snakes with a stick.  Easier said than done.

3. Wear boots

Your favorite pair of smelly Birkenstock sandals aren’t going to cut it in snake country.  In fact, snakes might bite you just because you’re wearing Birkenstocks (scientists believe snakes don’t like hippies, but they have yet to determine why).

You could go with a badass jungle combat boot and be feared by all living things.  Or you could tone it down a notch and go with simple rubber boots. Either choice is acceptable.

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