Snakes get a bad rap. Pretty much everyone you know is creeped out just thinking about them, let alone being in their presence.
Sure, they look like total jerks, with their beady little eyes and oddly shaped heads. And they are known to slither like legless freaks as they go about their day.
But you have to admit, seeing a snake in the wild is cool.
So if you’re headed into a snake infested area and you want to increase your chances of not dying a horrible snake bitten death, take note of the following suggestions.
1. Watch your step
Better yet, watch everything: watch where you put your hands, where you sit, where you roll in the leaves, etc. In places like the jungle, if a snake could be chillin’ somewhere, he probably is.
Snakes in the trees. Snakes in the leaves. Snakes everywhere. Night hike. Peru.
2. Don’t handle snakes
This is a no-brainer, right? Why, then, do we still hear about some drunk moron who thought picking up a cute poisonous snake would be a bright idea? Handling snakes might seem like a fun, manly activity until somebody gets a fang to the jugular.
And guys, I know this will be incredibly difficult to do, but you are going to have to resist your natural temptation to poke snakes with a stick. Easier said than done.
"Would you like to test your manhood by handling this snake?" "Sir, with all due respect, I read on some blog that I should not cuddle with snakes." Me, making the right choice.
3. Wear boots
Your favorite pair of smelly Birkenstock sandals aren’t going to cut it in snake country. In fact, snakes might bite you just because you’re wearing Birkenstocks (scientists believe snakes don’t like hippies, but they have yet to determine why).
You could go with a badass jungle combat boot and be feared by all living things. Or you could tone it down a notch and go with simple rubber boots. Either choice is acceptable.
4. Invest in a powerful snake repellent
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Had I not heeded the sagely advice found in No. 1 through No. 3, I would've stepped on this poisonous mussarana barefoot and then picked it up to investigate.
Hehe! Such beautiful animals, but yes, they need to be treated with respect.
Agreed!
HI,
I’m one that if I saw a snake I would not be hanging around to take a photo. 😀
You’re probably not alone in that category!
I don’t mind observing snakes in the wild (and steering clear of them). Wearing boots and being ever watchful – all excellent tips!
But, what do you do when you step on a snake in the hallway of your house after just waking up for the day?
Yeah.
Not fun. This actually happened to me. Now, I watch where I go everywhere in my house. How good is your snake repellent again?
You stepped on a snake in your hallway?! What kind of snake was it? A rare Hallway Snake, perhaps?
Damn snakes, just when I try to give them a good word, they start hanging out in people’s hallways. Figures.
And, like I said, my snake repellent is top of the line. There is no better snake repellent on the market!
Hi Eric, where did you encounter the snakes? Great photos
Peru. Ever been?
Hi, no I haven’t but it is on my list of must see places!
Cool snakes! Thanks for following my blog 🙂 Can’t wait to read about your travels!
Noted.
Don’t you feel safer now?
Yes, I do.
Glad I could help.